This one is for the mums and is hot off the press. Set up a bank account with a bunch of your besties and put $10 each a week into it for absolutely bloody aaaaaaages and then eventually, go to Bali together for 7 nights WITHOUT PARTNERS OR KIDS. Don’t worry about feeling guilty, there’ll be plenty of opportunities to think about them and miss them. Like every time you piss your pants from laughing so much. Or when you see photos and realise that each individual boob has now become bigger than your actual head so your giant nungas are the talk of the island for months to come. Do it!
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